It's About Time

I am so sorry, darlings!! Been a while, huh?
It seems like I am always apologizing these days. Abeg, make una no vex for my side oh. It's work that has been so crazy and of course, I have been up to so many things that always make me wonder what planet I come from. Seriously, I must be some sort of alien form. I no longer understand it. However, if I say I do not enjoy every minute of my life... my nose would be 18inches or more by nightfall which isn't far-off.

Well, if I were catholic I'd probably start this gist like this...

"Forgive me darlings, for I may have sinned. It depends on the way you view fairness though. You see, I want another woman's boyfriend and I intend to have him. Is that a bad thing? I doubt it. But, what if I just want him for a brief period of time? I do not want to keep him... I think.

Does this make me a bad person?

Well, my gist started a year ago when I was introduced to this hunk at an exclusive beach picnic that was organized by one big-wig. He came in his own boat, his shirt was off as he controlled the boat and I could not stop staring at his ripped muscles and my gosh he was TALL!! Anybody who knows me, know that I die for tall, hot guys. Call me an "ashh..." that's your business. He-he.

So there I was, mouth slightly agape staring at this wonderful work of God till he was standing right in front of me and I did not even know it. I had travelled to that beautiful place where only fantasies abide. He had to clap his hands in front of my face to bring me back to reality and the annoying accessory that was hanging onto his arm like she was never going to let go. I disliked her instantly. Sorry, but I'm a babe and we are genetically engineered to dislike ladies that have the men that we want. To make matters worse, she was standing there grinning like the cat that got the milk. Aaaarrrrrggghhhh...!!!! I could feel the smoke emitting from my ears. Figuratively.

By the way, if you think less of me for wanting another woman's man, I should remind you of something you must have seen when you clicked on my blog. Hate me or love me... there's a little of me in you! *EVILGRIN

Back to my gist, I flirted codedly with this dude all day and trust me, I wasted no time in getting his complimentary card. Rule of the game ladies... if you truly want the dude, get his contact details and make it look like that was all he ever wanted to do. If not, na long thing you dey oh. He might never call you.

Days later, I found some petty excuse to call on him at his office. In the name of "business", well to be fair, I patronised his company a month after that. After the first visit, he started calling me often and I spent a lot of time giggling while chatting with him on BBM, I practically drove all of my friends insane. I met his chic a few times during the course of the year and she always went out of her way to be rude to me and I could not help but be amused because come on... this is ME we are discussing here. Hahahaha. I think I'm being deliberately unbearable today. Bear with me... is that possible? I would like to think so.

Anyway, I have been absolutely sweet and charming and understanding and homey, I fear I am losing my sense of self in my effort to reel this dude in. Do not get me wrong, I am quite homey naturally (Fabulously so), however this whole Martha Stewart/ Paris Hilton thing I got going just to get the bobo is something else, I swear. But then again, he's seriously coming around from what I have observed. Never say I failed at something I put my mind to. Just today, he invited me with him on his trip to Paris this Christmas and that my dears, prompted my confession and gist today!

I could not resist doing a skip in the office and I immediately called my partner-in-crime, Somi. She could not believe my audacity though she absolutely loved it!! Hey, she'd have done the same thing while she was still single and now she lives out her every naughty thoughts through me. Who is complaining though? Not me. Hehe

Anyway, I have a lunch date with him tomorrow and I intend to pop the big question. I intend to make sure we go to a very romantic restaurant to give me the right atmosphere to ask...

Hey... what question did you think it was? Me proposing to the dude? Lai lai!!! I dey craze??? I did say I wasn't sure I wanted to keep him, DUH!! Lol.
If he thinks I am going to travel to Paris with him as a side-chick, he's got another think coming. Miz is always the One and ONLY. I do not share.

So darlings, stay tuned! I will be bringing you more tafia soon. XoXo

Hugs and Hershey Kisses,

MIZ