The Dream Wedding by Mai

I feel loads better today after my blind date from hell. And hey!!! It's a friday, yo!!! Every reason to be happy. I am not going out tonight though. No be so waka dey my leg. I am staying in tonight. Finally, I can relax and dream about my wedding coming up in "God knows when". I should blame Mai for this. He created "The Dream Wedding" as he promised. I am still salivating over those gowns and the grooms... They made me look around for a Priest to bind us together. There were two grooms that caught my eye as well as that of all the ladies present, I bet *rme*. Gosh, sexiness doesn't even complete their description. One of them like Mila Kunis said in "Friends with Benefits", looks like his body was photoshopped!!
Dayuuummm!!! When his shirt was unbuttoned by his bride, I screamed in ecstacy!! *closingMyEyes* (Okay, so I screamed in my head and not out loud), but my eyes were as wide as they can ever get! That dude was finger-licking jaw dropping sexy!! And the other dude... He had this clean-cut fine boy look. A smile filled with knowledge, and eyes that strip one bare. Where did Mai get them oh?! *FansSelf*

The venue was like a scene straight out of an exotic fantasy. Brimming with sexy colors, I could feel the romance. I wanted to be the one dressed in a wedding dress by Mai with the man I love standing beside me, saying our vows to each other. That's how romantic the venue was. And the music... Gosh!! Whom do I start with? Chidimma who sang the song I swear by... "At Last"? Or Yemi Alade who thrilled us to "Sweet Love", abi Bez who had me totally enraptured, I thought I was going to cry from the sheer beauty of his voice, the lyrics, and his excellent guitar skills. He mixes soul with jazz and RnB. Beautiful!!!
There were other artistes there... Waje the babe that wants to drink garri with her man (for where!!!), Dipo the fuji (I think) crooner, Obiwon whose song "Obimuo" still reminds me of my ex, and Nyanya of the Project Fame academy. Great choices, Mai!!

And then, una know say your babe like better thing ba? I gorged on dessert!! Two servings and I still wanted more. Those cakes were wow!!! Thumbs up to Cakes by Tosan!!! But wait oh... E be like say mehn wan take over oh!! Wedding gown na man, cake na man... Kilode?! I won't lie sha, men seem to do it even better! Just like men doing hair, nails, and being my personal doctor. Oya go on, call me an "ashie" like Somi. Hehehe.

My eyes are beginning to glaze from hunger, but this gist won't be complete without my mentioning the "royal wedding" between Uti Nwachukwu and Munachi Abii. That kiss... Hmmm... E be like say Uti has been dreaming about it for a while oh! But it was quite romantic. There was a bouquet toss as expected, and a married babe caught the bouquet. What was she doing in line? Hehehe. But she sweetly gave it to a friend of hers. Congratulations in advance, babe! Lol.

I am off, darlings. Time to travel to La La Land. Be careful out there tonight!
Hugs and Hershey Kisses,

Miz.

Who Is that Girl?

And Miss Taraba emerged the MBGN 2011!!!! Did I hear someone shout "WTH?!" Because I did when I heard she won. Like, seriously? Correct me if I'm wrong, but it seems the contest has been shifted to select only the dumbest girls in Nigeria. Except beauty is now only to the surface and has nothing to do with brains, poise (or "proise" according to our new queen), and charisma.

It is a good thing I did not go yesterday oh, the vex wey I for vex ehn... Lucky me, I had madt fun at a bachelor's Eve party I attended with "you-know-who", then on to Caliente to hook up with Seke. I am still nursing a mild hangover, and with this storm, God has to forgive my absence in church today.

I am going to celebrate those queens that I think are queens in every sense of the word...
Oluchi O. Orlandi (M-Net Face of Africa, 1998)
Agbani Darego (MBGN 2001, Miss World 2001)
Omowunmi Akinnifesi (MBGN 2005)
Munachi Abii (MBGN 2007)
Ugochi Ogugbue (Miss LaCasera, 2009)

These are people that deserved every bit of their reign and have moved on to greater heights. Silverbird Group, abeg take note. This contest was the worst ever.
Okay, I am off to scavenge for my breakfast. I hope I have not been too critical, it must be because I have not had my morning coffee. Hehe. #okbye

Agbani Darego

Oluchi Orlandi

Munachi

UIAmSeke) at the MBGN 2011)

OmowunmiAk.

You will notice UgoSeke's pic up three times. That is because she is my homegirl and a gorgeous one too!! I always celebrate her. I hope you appreciate their beauties like I do.