Who Is that Girl?

And Miss Taraba emerged the MBGN 2011!!!! Did I hear someone shout "WTH?!" Because I did when I heard she won. Like, seriously? Correct me if I'm wrong, but it seems the contest has been shifted to select only the dumbest girls in Nigeria. Except beauty is now only to the surface and has nothing to do with brains, poise (or "proise" according to our new queen), and charisma.

It is a good thing I did not go yesterday oh, the vex wey I for vex ehn... Lucky me, I had madt fun at a bachelor's Eve party I attended with "you-know-who", then on to Caliente to hook up with Seke. I am still nursing a mild hangover, and with this storm, God has to forgive my absence in church today.

I am going to celebrate those queens that I think are queens in every sense of the word...
Oluchi O. Orlandi (M-Net Face of Africa, 1998)
Agbani Darego (MBGN 2001, Miss World 2001)
Omowunmi Akinnifesi (MBGN 2005)
Munachi Abii (MBGN 2007)
Ugochi Ogugbue (Miss LaCasera, 2009)

These are people that deserved every bit of their reign and have moved on to greater heights. Silverbird Group, abeg take note. This contest was the worst ever.
Okay, I am off to scavenge for my breakfast. I hope I have not been too critical, it must be because I have not had my morning coffee. Hehe. #okbye

Agbani Darego

Oluchi Orlandi

Munachi

UIAmSeke) at the MBGN 2011)

OmowunmiAk.

You will notice UgoSeke's pic up three times. That is because she is my homegirl and a gorgeous one too!! I always celebrate her. I hope you appreciate their beauties like I do.

One of Those Days...

Sometimes it absolutely sucks being a female. Seriously. It is a lovely saturday morning, I'm supposed to be making sandwiches in preparation for my picnic date with Seke, Somi, and the rest of my girls. Instead of singing along with Whitney or any other diva I can slot into the CD, and gyrating my hips while making dozens of sandwiches, I am curled up in bed with endless cups of chamomile tea and ibuprofen that has not started to work! AaaaarrrrgGggggHhhh...!!! Errr... Did I say dozens of sandwiches just now? Hehehehehee. Just five of us and I am thinking dozens of sandwiches. Must be because I did not have dinner, and haven't gotten around to having breakfast either.

On the brighter side, HRM let me off early yesterday because he thought I'd earned it and dang!!! I sure had. To celebrate my success at not screaming these past two weeks (just kidding, I love my job), I paid a visit to the just-opened Etam store at The Palms. Okay, so they are giving "Fundermentals" a serious run for their money. You bet I got me some racy secrets in shades of red, purple, and black. I didn't think to ask, but I wonder if they stock satin sheets. I must simply buy one. I was a very good girl yesterday and I didn't even stop to check out shoes. I had to run out before the traffic became murderous! The rains have been crazy this year hence we have had crazy floods on the island. Na wa o. I go soon pack comot but I cannot live on the mainland jor. If only the government would build us standard drainage systems!

Drat!! I need to get out of this bed. Seke will soon be here and she will scream holy murder if I am still in bed. Never mind the cramps, she will just throw one more ibuprofen down my throat and then throw me into the bathroom. I just remembered that I have to go with her to the salon to make her hair. Today is the MBGN 2011 pageant finalé and I have to help her get prepared. All of this, and I have to make these sandwiches first! Alright my darlings, it is time to drink some whisky!!! I have to giddy-up! XoXo

GISSSSSSSTTTT!!

Igbedu! Groove!! Gosh, this is the life!! I should be living this every week. Infact, I have grooved to the point that I deserve an honorary spa treatment. First it was the Ibeshe beach groove with Swe lovers, then the company dinner that was held at the Four Points (food toh badt!), and then, wait for it... The WizKid #Superstar album launch!! It was Crazy!!!!!!!! Performances that rocked the venue... WizKid, BankyW, D'Banj, De Prince, Lynx,... Ooossseee!!! Deji of Modex Lounge was there. Have I ever told you of Modex Lounge? That lounge is the ish! And the thought of their peppered snails is making me feel gluttonous right now. #Modex #Modex #ModexLounge baby!!!
Err... I was talking about my weekend, abi? Focus Miz, focus. Too much groove is not good for my concentration. Ok... Back on track! If you do not have WizKid's album yet, you are on a dulling level!! Shout out to E.M.E records, baby!!!!!!! Too much swag on point!! Abeg, come and sign me up too. I sing wonderfully in the shower. It has always been my belief that that is the making of a superstar. Gbam!

The party moved on to Rehab, and I am almost in tears now that I did not make it there. I would have moved these sexy hips of mine like an arabian dancer seeking the king's favor. Wa gba!! Unfortunately, I had to leave because of work today #sadmuch.
The company dinner was off the hook. To my date for the night, Ugo a.k.a I Am Seke... Mwuuuaaahhh!! Mwuuuuaaahhhhhhh!!!! You represented me exquisitely. For those of you who don't know, UgoSeke is ex-Miss Imo State, ex-Miss LaCasera MBGN, and active beauty queen. The babe hot die!! H.R.M almost swooned when he saw two of us together. His eyes were darting back and forth. He finally shuffled away. I think the heat was too much! Hahahahahahahaa!!!
Aarrrrggghhh... Talk of the devil. HRM is calling me. I will just tell him I am on the phone with a client. Ssshhh... Don't go telling on me now. By the way, it just occured to me that I have no pictures of me from yesterday. That's a shame. As hot as I looked, smh. I know why though...
I met someone at the dinner!! I have been restraining myself. Seriously. Now I just have to say. He was at the Ikoyi boat club that day. I saw him. He didn't see me. Somi pointed him out to me. He's like crazily wealthy and that is why Somi knows him. And my oh my *fansSelf*... He's hot!! Your girl is in blissdom Oh! The whole effort for this dinner paid off. He's sending his driver to pick me up for us to have dinner together tonight. Will you please do the chicken dance on my behalf?!
Ooohhh... I'm ready to shoot HRM. He's calling me again. I have to go this time, but you bet we will talk soon! Peace, love, and hershey kisses!!