The Dream Wedding by Mai

I feel loads better today after my blind date from hell. And hey!!! It's a friday, yo!!! Every reason to be happy. I am not going out tonight though. No be so waka dey my leg. I am staying in tonight. Finally, I can relax and dream about my wedding coming up in "God knows when". I should blame Mai for this. He created "The Dream Wedding" as he promised. I am still salivating over those gowns and the grooms... They made me look around for a Priest to bind us together. There were two grooms that caught my eye as well as that of all the ladies present, I bet *rme*. Gosh, sexiness doesn't even complete their description. One of them like Mila Kunis said in "Friends with Benefits", looks like his body was photoshopped!!
Dayuuummm!!! When his shirt was unbuttoned by his bride, I screamed in ecstacy!! *closingMyEyes* (Okay, so I screamed in my head and not out loud), but my eyes were as wide as they can ever get! That dude was finger-licking jaw dropping sexy!! And the other dude... He had this clean-cut fine boy look. A smile filled with knowledge, and eyes that strip one bare. Where did Mai get them oh?! *FansSelf*

The venue was like a scene straight out of an exotic fantasy. Brimming with sexy colors, I could feel the romance. I wanted to be the one dressed in a wedding dress by Mai with the man I love standing beside me, saying our vows to each other. That's how romantic the venue was. And the music... Gosh!! Whom do I start with? Chidimma who sang the song I swear by... "At Last"? Or Yemi Alade who thrilled us to "Sweet Love", abi Bez who had me totally enraptured, I thought I was going to cry from the sheer beauty of his voice, the lyrics, and his excellent guitar skills. He mixes soul with jazz and RnB. Beautiful!!!
There were other artistes there... Waje the babe that wants to drink garri with her man (for where!!!), Dipo the fuji (I think) crooner, Obiwon whose song "Obimuo" still reminds me of my ex, and Nyanya of the Project Fame academy. Great choices, Mai!!

And then, una know say your babe like better thing ba? I gorged on dessert!! Two servings and I still wanted more. Those cakes were wow!!! Thumbs up to Cakes by Tosan!!! But wait oh... E be like say mehn wan take over oh!! Wedding gown na man, cake na man... Kilode?! I won't lie sha, men seem to do it even better! Just like men doing hair, nails, and being my personal doctor. Oya go on, call me an "ashie" like Somi. Hehehe.

My eyes are beginning to glaze from hunger, but this gist won't be complete without my mentioning the "royal wedding" between Uti Nwachukwu and Munachi Abii. That kiss... Hmmm... E be like say Uti has been dreaming about it for a while oh! But it was quite romantic. There was a bouquet toss as expected, and a married babe caught the bouquet. What was she doing in line? Hehehe. But she sweetly gave it to a friend of hers. Congratulations in advance, babe! Lol.

I am off, darlings. Time to travel to La La Land. Be careful out there tonight!
Hugs and Hershey Kisses,

Miz.

REMINDER OOOHHH

I have come again to remind y'all of the Fashion Lounge event tomorrow at Chrome, Adetokunbo Ademola street, Victoria Island, Lagos. Hehehe. These people suppose dey pay me for all this advert I dey do for them oh.

What have y'all been up to? It is a Wednesday and you know what Wednesdays are for, right? MOVIES baby!!! Call up your gist buddies, drive down to any cinema near you and see a good movie. The 8pm movies are the best. You go home when the traffic is all over.

I am being very random today, my hand dey itch me but I do not have gist for you.

However, you should know I have already planned what I will wear for the two events! Sexy with class is the theme here, boo!

For those of you that want to swing the color blocking road, make sure you have the confidence and swagger to carry it off splendidly.
I have not experimented with that yet. Maybe next week, I will. I have an engagement party to
attend. A girl about to join Somi in the league of chics happily married to money-miss-roads.
Hehehe
Oh, and do not forget the SGC by V14 event coming up oh! Follow them on twitter with
@sgcbyv14. They are also on facebook... SGC Celebrations. Their blog site is www.sgcbyv14.wordpress.com

Alright folks, enough famzing and yarning. I'm out! But I will leave you with this inspirational quote:

Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.

Peace, luv, and Hershey kisses


MIZ

Are You Ready?

Hola amigos! Buenos días!!!

Hahahaha!!! For my mind now, I sabi speak spanish oh!! Abeg, make I hail una with my mama tongue before my mouth twist!...

"Ndewo nu o. Unu abolachi?"

E-hen. That sounded loads better, I think (well, it will be sweet music to my grandma who is always on my case to speak the language). That is a problem we are having in naija though. I salute the yoruba and hausa people. They are proud of their language no matter how polished they are, but my fellow "nna men", different gist. We want to speak with british-chinese accents because we have gone to school. Okay, so not all of us but a good number sha. It pains me when I have to endure speech from these my people...

"Oh yels (insert british-chinese accent here) (infact, it is "yeks" to some and "yeiz" to quite a few).

Abeg, that one alone don do. You must have gotten the gist. It can be hilarious though. My ex- always had so much fun on days I decided to be a mimic. I am quite good at that.
Hold on, I can hear my people from other tribes laughing. Make una park well, so I no go enter una oh! Hehehe

You must have guessed I am excited today. I don't know why oh! Maybe because this cappucino has something other than mere caffeine in it. I have to ask these people oh... Hmmnnn. Or maybe it is because of the upcoming events I will be attending.
The Fashion lounge is launching their fashion event this thursday at Chrome and Exquisite designer Mai Atafo will be officially launching his "Weddings by Mai" on sunday at The Incubator.

For those of you interested in attending, you will be updated on how to get the IV to "weddings by Mai" via twitter, so follow me now @officialMiz. The IV costs #10,000.00 only.
And for the fashion lounge VIP event, send your name and email address to info@fashionloungeng.com to get on the guestlist. This event will be covered by MTV Base and is a gathering of the fashion VIPs.

Nobody should say I don't carry them along oh! That was how somebody attacked me for attending The Nehemiah Project and not broadcasting it. I announced it on twitter!! No be everytime I go dey type long story. With twitter, 140 letters and I am done. The event was the ish though!! Cobhams absolutely wowed me, I swear!! Jeez...!!!

Okay darlings, I have to dash out now. Work calls. Once again, let us gist on twitter!!!
Hugs and hershey kisses

Miz